Ask A Stupid Question

So, in this game the first person asks a 'stupid' (random) question, then the second person must respond with an equally 'stupid'/illogical answer before asking their own question.

Example:
person 1: Why is the sky blue?
person 2: Because it isn't green. Why do birds fly?

Got it?

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Why do smilies smile?

Why do smilies smile?
because their mothers said that they have to smile. xD

why have spiders so many legs? o.O

Because they bought too many shoes and needed extra feet to put them on.

When is a raven like a writing desk?

like a writing desk? o.O

uhhh.. I'm not sure if I understand it correctly. How can a raven be like a writing desk?

Sorry, someone else has to answer this. >.<

^ It's like a riddle. Technically it has no answer, so basically you'd just give a random answer that might apply to it. Maybe I should've done a different question?

No no, it's ok. I just wasn't sure if I really understood it right.

A raven is like a writing desk if he's afraid and doesn't move. O.o

It's really difficult to give an answer that makes sense.. Is that a kind of answer like you wanted?

When Julian from the books would give me a riddle like this, I would lose the game and had to go with him into the shadow world! xD

an other question:
Why do humans have 10 fingers?

^Because it'd be a shame if monkeys had more fingers than we do!!

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
XD

haha funny question!

They wouldn't eat wood, because they would have fear to get a splitter!

Here my question:
Why have some people blond hair and some other people dark hair?

Because some people like chocolate more than vanilla.

Why does Subway have to be so far away from my house?

Because the driver is afraid in front of you! xD

Why are there only 4 seasons?

Because if there were only 3 seasons it would be an odd number.

What's black outside, white inside, and smells sweet?

Burnt ice-cream! If that’s possible…

Why aren’t there more hours in the day?

So smaller alien ships can land on his head.
Why is Julian’s hair white?

Because he has a ton of fangirls who endlessly chase him around so the stress of running turned it white. ^^ Or...you know...bleach. >_>

Why is the Wii not working? T-T

Because you threw the Wii-mote at the Wii by accident while tyring to cut down enimies in Zelda.
Why is this place empty apart from evil Spammers!? T_T

Lonely... I'm so lonely..

Because it's not really empty. It's full of evil shadows! But we're invisible in the dark. Muhaha!
We need more members, me thinks.
How do we sucker more people into joining the forbidden game (forum)?

We could do a link on Facebook? Or fanfiction.net? Personally, I found this place through my random internet trawls. But yes, it seems to me there are only a few "serious" members, and the rest are randomers or spammers. Sucks.

Give out cookies? I've put the link on my Deviant Art page and comment on loads of TFG art in the hopes they see it and go Yay! I wanna join... but it looks as if it's not enough
Hmmmm....