Corrupt A Wish

The first person makes a wish, then the second person corrupts it before making their own wish.

Example:
person 1: I wish I had a sandwhich.
person 2: Granted, but it's moldy.
I wish....

And it goes on and on.

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I wish I had chocolate.

Granted, but it's the yucky bitter kind.

I wish I had a driver license.

Granted, but you have no car.

I wish I could finish Fear Itself.

Granted, but then you have nothing to do in that free time.

I wish I could have Marcus as my pet.

Granted, but now you have no candy because Marcus is just rude that way. >_>

I wish I had a way to mail you your Christmas present.... *pokes box*

You got me a Christmas present? You are too sweet!
Um....granted...agh I don't want to corrupt this one!... but the post office is slow and I only get it after Christmas?

That's the best I can do.

I wish I could get published so I can go visit you and your mum.

I did. ^^; Hehe, that corruption works for me. >_>

Granted but...uh.... *struggles* But...it takes a looooooooooong time to do so? >_>

I wish fireplaces weren't so difficult to clean out.

The Lurker wrote:

Granted, but you have no car.

I wish I could finish Fear Itself.

It's you! I just got back on FF.net so I'll be reviewing soon!

Granted… but then you would have a big pile of ash and stuff that would make somewhere else messy! (I don’t think I have the imagination for this, lol)

I wish I could find full-time work!

@Autumn: It is indeed me. ^^ *has been found* Wait a second.... *blinks* Mind PMing me your FFN screen name? *deja vu feeling**also would like to look at your fics*

Granted, but...it's boring? ._.

I wish, of all the terrible things to wish for, that I would stop having the urge to play Devil May Cry everytime I get a fic idea. >_<

Oh, dunno about that. I think it’s against the law or something not to play DMC…

Granted, but Dante and Vergil would be so hurt they hide all your DMC games so you can never play them again!


I wish I could write fan fics!